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DVD Review by Julian Ceasar Bad Boys II - This movie was off tha hook! Non-stop action, Martin is hilarious. I though the mine field ending was great. It brought back memories of Scarface. Darkwolf - This movie sucked!!!! This was the worst looking werewolf I've ever seen!!! No plot. No acting. The only cool thing about this movie was the lesbian werewolf sex scene! I just couldn't stop hitting rewind. Hulk - This is tha green giant at his best! If I could jump like that, I would get more chicks! Jeepers Creepers II - Creepy! The creeper returns, this time with ninja stars! This a classic style horror movie with no computer animation. League of Extraordinary Gentlemen - This movie was bizarre as all Hell, but tight nonetheless! I knew all those books I read in high school would be useful one day! I loved the souped-up Mr. Hyde! Matrix II - Whoa!! I'll never look at my computer the same way again! Neo is way powerful now! I loved the ghost gremlin twins, they're scary! Matrix III - Off the hook!!! The machine war was just straight up nutz! The final battle with Mr. Smith was the illest! The Missing - Alright this was cool for a western. My only complaint was that it was kinda long and boring. The Brujo guy was scary. He kills a woman with a chicken claw and has dust that makes your eyes explode! X-Men II - The return of Magneto!!! Lady Deathstrike is awesome! Great movie, but not quite as good as part I. The Crap List These movies are so bad that I wouldn't even let my dog pee on them. These are the ones you take to The Video Clearance Center and sell for 25 cents. Ax'Em Bone Daddy Blair Witch Project 2 The Curve Drive In Evil Dead The Frightening Ghosts of Mars The Item Laser Moon Madman Milo Red Dragon Shadow of the Vampire Soul Survivor Under Suspicion Urban Menace Wolves of Wallstreet
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