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Scrote Dogg Have any baffling questions that you need the answers to? Need advice cause you can't figure out what to do? Just
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Dear Scrote, I like this girl, and she likes me, but she has a boyfriend. What should I do? - MH. Look, Shrimp-Nuts, obviously you have no game. Find another woman to get all sweaty with. Send me her phone number too. Just cause you ain't getting any... Dear Scrote, My girlfriend looks funny and acts like a dork. I like her but all my friends clown on me and say I'm dating "Daffy Duck"! What should I do? - P. Marry her you idiot! Obviously you look and act just like her. You're not going to get many opportunities you loser so don't pass this up! Quack! Quack! Dear Scrote, What year was the war of 1812? -BE. Eat me. Dear Scrote, My resident advisor has a lockout key to my room and one night I woke up and she was in my room staring at me. Should I be worried? - JJ. Hell no. Check to see if she's really a woman and then do her. Dear Scrote, My pubes got caught in my girlfriend's braces and she ripped most of them out! What should I do? -JG. Be thankful she didn't rip something else off! Dear Scrote, I don't know what to do. I really like this girl, but she doesn't like me. -M. I don't like you either, Spunk-Nuts. Go play with Mary Five Fingers. Dear Scrote, This strange little man in a dress keeps following me around and shouting at me in gibberish! Should I go to the police or what? -BC Don't let the mustache fool you! I know you haven't seen her in a while, but give your mother a hug! She misses her sonny boy! Dear Scrote, I think my girlfriend is going to leave me cause I slipped up and accidently told her that I used to beat up on my Ex. What should I do? -R. Stop beating women and start beating your meat. Choking your chicken won't get you a domestic violence charge.
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